JOKE CORNER

 A lesson in life

A child came home from his first day at school.

His Mother asked: 'Well, what did you learn today?'
The kid replied: 'Not enough. They want me to come back tomorrow."

               Who is stupid?

A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!"
After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?" "No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"

Christmas Jokes and Riddles

Enjoy these  Xmas jokes!

Q. What kind of bird can write? A. A pen-guin Q. What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective ? A. Santa Clues! Q. What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? A. It's Christmas, Eve. Q. Why does Santa Claus like to work in the garden? A. Because he like to hoe, hoe, hoe! Q. What happened when the snowwoman got angry at the snowman? A. She gave him the cold shoulder.

The lonely frog              

A lonely frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and asks what his future holds.
His personal Psychic Advisor tells him: "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."
The frog is thrilled, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party?" he croaks.
"No," says the psychic, "in biology class."